"I told you with the good corn prices lately, everything we buy has to be deductible."
HONORABLE MENTIONS
"Now you can start your own reality show.... 'Green Acres goes Feminine.'" Submitted by Kenny Arnold
"I know it is bigger than our whole garden, but you can drive it to work in October for breast cancer awareness month."Submitted by Randy Shelstad; Ortonville, MN
OTHER SUBMISSIONS
"You said you didn't care what you received for your birthday as long as it was Pink or cost more than 2 month's salary.”Submitted by Shane Bray; Kinston, NC
"You said you wanted to get out of the house more!” Submitted by Jeremy Thompson; Kankakee, IL
"...and the guy at the dealership said if you did not like this one we could upgrade to a 4-wheel drive.” Submitted by Chris Mattingly; Leitchfield, KY
"I suppose you bought me this to pull that pink manure spreader you bought me last year.” Submitted by Mark Hoffman; Munich, ND
"Yes dear I did think about the resale value.” Submitted by Harlan Paulson
"So what did you mean then when you said 'I can't wait for spring?” Linda Bolles
"You must plan on doing field work this year." Submitted by Linda Bolles
“You look great in pink!” Submitted by Daryl Sywassink
“Pink will not go with any of my equipment!” Submitted by Stan Williams; Tipton, Indiana
“But you said you liked anything, as long as it was pink!” Submitted by Glenn Calebs; London KY 40744
“Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said something that could go zero to 5 in 60 seconds!” Submitted by Heidi Davis; Leesburg, GA
“I really wanted a convertible.” Submitted by Donald Wallace
“As Jon tries to justify this year's Valentine's gift, Jane can't help but think, Must be one of those gifts that's from him, but really for him.” Submitted by Bill Potocar; Wickliffe, OH
“I wanted a diamond ring, Sal.” Submitted Bonnie Scott; Marion, OH
“It's your Happy Easter tractor, honey. It looks like a bunny but it purrs like a kitten.” Submitted by Michael Soucheck; McConnelsville, OH
“So I asked the salesman, what can I buy that will stand out in the field?” Submitted by Bruce Fitch; Crawford, GA
“Call Bruce Springstein cause this is something better to sing about.” Submitted Jean Toma; Tampa, FL
“Who needs a pink Cadillac, when you have this?” Submitted by Bernie Tiberi; Butler, PA
“Congratulations, you are the top Mary Kay Cosmetic sales person this year.” Submitted by Barry Vickermen; Tampa, FL
“We, at Mary Kay Cosmetics, have decided to give top sales reps in the farming community pink tractors instead of Cadillacs.”Submitted by Holly Holmes; Doylestown, OH
“It really is for you. Why would I won't to drive a pink tractor?” Submitted by Ralph Gildow; McFarland, CA
“Honey, regardless of what color equipment you drive, it's going to be impossible to avoid the use of DEF (diesel exhaust fluid).”Submitted by Steve Ponchak; Stilwell, OK
“She's fresh out of the tractor spa and ready to go.” Submitted by Diane Harley; Atlanta, GAd
"This beats the typical box of chocolates for Valentine's Day." Submitted by Max Bingo; Atlanta, GA
"She even does corn rows." Submitted by Beth Paterson; Columbus, OH
"At 120 degrees temp, this solar-powered baby runs like a charm." Submitted by Bonnie Scott; Marion, OH
"You said you wanted something pink." Submitted by Chuck and Sharon Isaacs
"What a great Mary Kay prize.." Submitted by Daniel H. Wiskamp
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